there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
This is amazing, I want to hug this person and smile(via danniellezena)
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty